Friday, August 25, 2006

Our Hero vs The Monster (or when the Nut-ster meets aNut-eater)


(A Special Post for Sunday Scribblings)




Our story begins with Our Hero out to inspect His kingdom with all of it's average views.






Just one average view.....












.....after another.....












Little did he know his average day with his average views would turn into an assault by a demon who would assail him from out of nowhere.

"Get back," he said, "Away!!!"






But the creature was relentless in it's mission to overtake Our Hero. The struggle ensues...










Having physically subdued Our Hero, the satanic monster now mentally casts it's spell using it's mysterious Evil Eye. "You are getting sleepy....very sleepy."







And the creature shows it's merciless nature and turns around and applies the coup de grace....a blast from the Evil Butt









It comes back to inspect it's helpless prey. "Yes, he is dead. My work here is done," it hearkens with satisfaction








It goes into a strange post-sacrifice ritual and it prays to it's gods of the netherworld. All the while gloating over it's conquest over that which was good.


But wait!!....is our story over?





"Must drink....must get drink," he hoarsely groans


Dazed, mesmerized, and gassed, Our Hero gathers all of his strength and courageously crawls to the pristine pools that only he knows of. They flow with the magical elixirs to break the spell that has been cast upon him.







"Where is it?!?," Our Hero exclaims after amazingly recovering all of his supernatural strength















"Drats!!&*$#@...Foiled again," the now spineless intruder mutters as it scurries away. It knows full well that it had better run or the full wrath of Our Hero will bear down upon it.




It runs off to hide in it's Sinister Cave where it will live out the rest of it's days.....forever fearful of coming out and encountering Our Hero again!!!




And Our Hero's average world with it's average views are once again returned to peace and freedom from such unwanted predators as The Monster.


The End


Credits

Our Hero - played by the Nutster himself
The Monster - played by an intrepid little chipmunk that popped out of nowhere and made my day


All photos taken this day, August 25, 2006 in the setting of Emerald Bay State Park, Lake Tahoe, California. This tale is dedicated to the wonder and marvel of God's creations and the blessings that He has bestowed upon us.


12 comments:

Kamsin said...

Wow! Those views truely are average and that little chipmunk looks truely 'monsterous'!

paris parfait said...

I've said it before, but it bears repeating - you are hilarious! And the views obviously are average within the spectacular environs in which you dwell. :) xo

alyndabear said...

Ohhh.. I want to visit Tahoe. Beautiful!

And perfect pictures !!!

-Aly

Ang said...

You made my day!!! Thanks for the laughs and the beautiful views of Tahoe!

Chelle Y. said...

That was such a cute (and funny) account of your "monster!" Nice pictures of Tahoe too. My friends cannot believe that I have never been there, since it is not too far away from me.

Thanks for visiting my SS.

hundred and one said...

I really loved this!! I am still laughing!!!

GoGo said...

How fun was this. The chipmunk has made my day too.

jayne said...

Teehee! Awesome. I love stuff like that. Now you need to edit it into a movie.

Michelle said...

How beautiful!!!!

I loved your story. Squirrel butt--you must have one heck of a camera. Nice job.

GreenishLady said...

That was wonderful. Thank you.

AscenderRisesAbove said...

very cute story; but should you be drinking out of the spring like that; isn't it safer to drink the dew off of a palm leaf?

Anonymous said...

Scotty, you are so good at this. Who are all these beautiful people with female tendencies?

Yours, Secret Agent Philster